Filled another man's wife's asshole with sperm, because the pussy is only for her husband

Again mistakes in the report — get down on your knees and lick your guilt

Husband's at work again — I'll go naked to my neighbor's house and let him fuck me

I poured the secretary a whiskey, because she was too unapproachable

My wife's asleep, so it's okay. I'll fuck my neighbor on the stairs